|THE BOOKS||THE DESCRIPTIONS||THE REVIEWS|
hilarious and ever-optimistic Timmy Failure, and his sidekick polar
bear, Total, create chaos as they attempt to make sense of the world.|
Timmy Failure, founder of the "best" detective agency in town – Total
Failure, Inc. With the help of his polar bear, Total, the clueless,
comically self-confident Timmy already has plans for world domination.
Plans that will make his mother rich and unpaid bills a thing of the
past. And plans that will defeat Corrina Corrina, "The One Whose Name
Shall Not Be Uttered". But she's not going away. Riotously funny, Timmy
Failure is sure to have readers in stitches.
||When you lose hope, find it.” – Timmy Failure. |
doesn’t like to pull rank. To reveal that he’s this guy: Timmy Failure,
founder, president and CEO of the greatest detective agency in town,
probably the country, perhaps the world. But he is. And he’s about to
crack the biggest case of his generation: a school competition to find
a stolen globe. And win the $500 prize, which will set him up for life.
But someone is clearly trying to cheat. Bamboozle. Hoodwink. Con.
Defraud. So it’s up to Timmy Failure, with the dubious help of Total,
his lazy polar bear partner, and his unlikely new ally, eccentric Great
Aunt Colander, to find a way to avenge these shenanigans. Defeat this
injustice. And obliterate Timmy’s arch-nemesis, the WEDGIE, aka the
Worldwide Enemy of Da Goodness In Everything. If he can only get his
entry form in on time.
name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the
verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the
gods are throwing him curveballs: for starters, he's on a trial period
in school and to keep his place he has to get good grades and really
behave. The fabled Miracle report will be the key to his success. It’s
dirty business. It’s best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure –
Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!|